ARTIFICIAL PEOPLE

Artificial People explores identity in a constructed world.
Where faces, bodies, and moments can be generated but presence cannot.

The garments remain real.
The question is… are you?

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Numerical Script hoodie
Numerical Script hoodie
Numerical Script hoodie
House Of Lordes

Numerical Script hoodie

Regular price R 850.00 Free shipping + returns
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A study in high-fashion cryptology. The Cipher Script Hoodie features a comprehensive 0–23 numerical grid, strategically broken by house-exclusive iconography. Layered beneath the grid is the Houseoflordes signature in a sweeping, calligraphic script, creating a visual tension between data and art. This is a garment for those who appreciate the details others overlook.

Graphic Detail: High-density puff print for the numerical grid with a contrasting soft-touch script.

The Build: Ultra-heavyweight fleece for a structured, architectural silhouette.

The Fit: Cropped body with elongated, stacked sleeves.

EXCHANGES & RETURNS

We offer a 20-day return window. Items must be:

  • Unworn, unused, with original tags & packaging.

  • Returned with proof of purchase.

Exchanges:
The quickest way is to return your item, and once approved, place a new order for the product you want.

Refunds:
Once your return is received and inspected, we’ll notify you. If approved, your refund will be processed back to your original payment method. Please allow 5–10 working days for banks/payment providers to reflect this.


DAMAGED OR DEFECTIVE ITEMS

If your order arrives damaged, defective, or with missing items, please contact us within 14 days of delivery at info@houseoflordes.com. Include clear photos so we can issue a replacement or refund.

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Destroyer Tee Blue
Destroyer Tee Blue
Destroyer Tee Blue
House Of Lordes

Destroyer Tee Blue

Regular price R 650.00 Free shipping + returns
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A study in weight and wear. The Destroyer Tee is engineered from high-density, 100% premium cotton jersey to provide a rigid, architectural silhouette. Featuring the signature House of Lordes Cross and logotype in a high-contrast print at the chest.

Every garment undergoes a targeted distressing process, resulting in unique raw-edge "destruction" at the sleeves and hemline. Designed to hold its structure over time while the edges continue to evolve with wear.

 

 

EXCHANGES & RETURNS

We offer a 20-day return window. Items must be:

  • Unworn, unused, with original tags & packaging.

  • Returned with proof of purchase.

Exchanges:
The quickest way is to return your item, and once approved, place a new order for the product you want.

Refunds:
Once your return is received and inspected, we’ll notify you. If approved, your refund will be processed back to your original payment method. Please allow 5–10 working days for banks/payment providers to reflect this.


DAMAGED OR DEFECTIVE ITEMS

If your order arrives damaged, defective, or with missing items, please contact us within 14 days of delivery at info@houseoflordes.com. Include clear photos so we can issue a replacement or refund.

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Monarch long sleeve
Monarch long sleeve
Monarch long sleeve
House Of Lordes

Monarch long sleeve

Regular price R 1,200.00 Sale price R 699.00 Free shipping + returns
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A new standard for the house. The Monarch T-shirt features a high-contrast black and white paneling that draws the eye directly to the center-chest Houseoflordes imperial crest. Detailed with an eagle emblem and internal cross-iconography, this piece is finished with mirrored script along the forearms, ensuring the brand identity is visible from any angle. It’s a sophisticated blend of classic sportswear and modern high-fashion branding.

The Graphic: Premium screen-print on chest and dual-sleeve signature script.

The Build: Mid-weight breathable cotton for a perfect year-round transition piece.

The Fit: Raglan-cut sleeves for an unrestricted, athletic range of motion with a relaxed body.

EXCHANGES & RETURNS

We offer a 20-day return window. Items must be:

  • Unworn, unused, with original tags & packaging.

  • Returned with proof of purchase.

Exchanges:
The quickest way is to return your item, and once approved, place a new order for the product you want.

Refunds:
Once your return is received and inspected, we’ll notify you. If approved, your refund will be processed back to your original payment method. Please allow 5–10 working days for banks/payment providers to reflect this.


DAMAGED OR DEFECTIVE ITEMS

If your order arrives damaged, defective, or with missing items, please contact us within 14 days of delivery at info@houseoflordes.com. Include clear photos so we can issue a replacement or refund.

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Adult Films T-shirt
Adult Films T-shirt
Adult Films T-shirt
Adult Films T-shirt
Adult Films T-shirt
Adult Films T-shirt
House Of Lordes

Adult Films T-shirt

Regular price R 700.00 Sale price R 690.00 Free shipping + returns
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A subversive nod to classic Americana and the golden era of counter-culture. The Adult Films Tee features a sun-faded cream base with a cracked, oversized shield graphic. The deliberate "thrashed" detailing, including micro-distressing around the collar and body, gives this piece the character of a garment that’s lived a thousand lives.

The Wash: Vintage cream with a "yellowed" patina for an authentic aged look.

The Graphic: High-contrast orange and black shield with intentional "crackle" texture.

The Fit: Ultra-boxy, oversized fit with wide sleeves.

EXCHANGES & RETURNS

We offer a 20-day return window. Items must be:

  • Unworn, unused, with original tags & packaging.

  • Returned with proof of purchase.

Exchanges:
The quickest way is to return your item, and once approved, place a new order for the product you want.

Refunds:
Once your return is received and inspected, we’ll notify you. If approved, your refund will be processed back to your original payment method. Please allow 5–10 working days for banks/payment providers to reflect this.


DAMAGED OR DEFECTIVE ITEMS

If your order arrives damaged, defective, or with missing items, please contact us within 14 days of delivery at info@houseoflordes.com. Include clear photos so we can issue a replacement or refund.

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Sovereign Script Heavyweight Hoodie
Sovereign Script Heavyweight Hoodie
Sovereign Script Heavyweight Hoodie
House Of Lordes

Sovereign Script Heavyweight Hoodie

Regular price R 1,599.00 Free shipping + returns
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A tribute to the house that built it. The Imperial Crest Hoodie features a detailed, cobalt blue eagle emblem—a symbol of vision and power layered with the Houseoflordes signature script. This piece expands the branding to the sleeves, featuring a flowing calligraphic print that ensures the identity is visible from every angle. It’s a modern heirloom designed for those who lead, not follow.

Graphic Detail: Multi-placement print featuring a chest crest and dual-sleeve script.

The Build: Ultra-thick 500GSM cotton fleece for a structured, "bulletproof" silhouette.

The Fit: Oversized with a signature heavy drop-shoulder and tight ribbing.

EXCHANGES & RETURNS

We offer a 20-day return window. Items must be:

  • Unworn, unused, with original tags & packaging.

  • Returned with proof of purchase.

Exchanges:
The quickest way is to return your item, and once approved, place a new order for the product you want.

Refunds:
Once your return is received and inspected, we’ll notify you. If approved, your refund will be processed back to your original payment method. Please allow 5–10 working days for banks/payment providers to reflect this.


DAMAGED OR DEFECTIVE ITEMS

If your order arrives damaged, defective, or with missing items, please contact us within 14 days of delivery at info@houseoflordes.com. Include clear photos so we can issue a replacement or refund.

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Rhinestone Nametag T-shirt
Rhinestone Nametag T-shirt
House Of Lordes

Rhinestone Nametag T-shirt

Regular price R 699.00 Free shipping + returns
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Who are you when the world isn't looking? The Identity Crisis Tee takes the standard "Hello My Name Is" sticker and reclaims it through a Houseoflordes lens. Set against a striking cobalt blue, the hand-tagged graphic is framed by industrial-style studs and heavy, intentional distressing. This isn't just a shirt; it’s an introduction to a new standard of street style.

The Finish: Electric blue with white "cloud" fade distressing.

Hardware: Custom-set metal studs outlining the central graphic.

The Cut: Raw-edge hem and sleeves with a vintage boxy silhouette.

EXCHANGES & RETURNS

We offer a 20-day return window. Items must be:

  • Unworn, unused, with original tags & packaging.

  • Returned with proof of purchase.

Exchanges:
The quickest way is to return your item, and once approved, place a new order for the product you want.

Refunds:
Once your return is received and inspected, we’ll notify you. If approved, your refund will be processed back to your original payment method. Please allow 5–10 working days for banks/payment providers to reflect this.


DAMAGED OR DEFECTIVE ITEMS

If your order arrives damaged, defective, or with missing items, please contact us within 14 days of delivery at info@houseoflordes.com. Include clear photos so we can issue a replacement or refund.

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Ascension T-shirt
Ascension T-shirt
House Of Lordes

Ascension T-shirt

Regular price R 470.00 Free shipping + returns
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A visual timeline of growth, style, and arrival. This piece features a vibrant multi-color evolution graphic set against a sun-faded, charcoal base. The deliberate distressing around the collar and shoulders gives it an authentic vintage soul without the wait.

The Fit: Heavyweight, boxy "Street" cut with a dropped shoulder.

The Wash: Acid-washed charcoal for a unique, one-of-one faded look.

The Detail: Hand-finished distressing for a rugged, high-end aesthetic.

EXCHANGES & RETURNS

We offer a 20-day return window. Items must be:

  • Unworn, unused, with original tags & packaging.

  • Returned with proof of purchase.

Exchanges:
The quickest way is to return your item, and once approved, place a new order for the product you want.

Refunds:
Once your return is received and inspected, we’ll notify you. If approved, your refund will be processed back to your original payment method. Please allow 5–10 working days for banks/payment providers to reflect this.


DAMAGED OR DEFECTIVE ITEMS

If your order arrives damaged, defective, or with missing items, please contact us within 14 days of delivery at info@houseoflordes.com. Include clear photos so we can issue a replacement or refund.

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MVP T-shirt
MVP T-shirt
MVP T-shirt
House Of Lordes

MVP T-shirt

Regular price R 390.00 Free shipping + returns
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Reimagining classic Americana through a gritty, late-night lens. The Most valuable player tee features a high-contrast, primary-color graphic that flips the script on traditional sports logos. Printed on a heavyweight, premium cotton blank for that perfect boxy fit.

Fit: Oversized / Drop Shoulder

Material: 100% Heavyweight Cotton

Details: Screen-printed graphic with a vintage "crackle" potential over time.

EXCHANGES & RETURNS

We offer a 20-day return window. Items must be:

  • Unworn, unused, with original tags & packaging.

  • Returned with proof of purchase.

Exchanges:
The quickest way is to return your item, and once approved, place a new order for the product you want.

Refunds:
Once your return is received and inspected, we’ll notify you. If approved, your refund will be processed back to your original payment method. Please allow 5–10 working days for banks/payment providers to reflect this.


DAMAGED OR DEFECTIVE ITEMS

If your order arrives damaged, defective, or with missing items, please contact us within 14 days of delivery at info@houseoflordes.com. Include clear photos so we can issue a replacement or refund.

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Destroyer Tee
Destroyer Tee
Destroyer Tee
House Of Lordes

Destroyer Tee

Regular price R 399.00 Free shipping + returns
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A study in weight and wear. The Destroyer Tee is engineered from high-density, 100% premium cotton jersey to provide a rigid, architectural silhouette. Featuring the signature House of Lordes Cross and logotype in a high-contrast print at the chest.

Every garment undergoes a targeted distressing process, resulting in unique raw-edge "destruction" at the sleeves and hemline. Designed to hold its structure over time while the edges continue to evolve with wear.

 

 

EXCHANGES & RETURNS

We offer a 20-day return window. Items must be:

  • Unworn, unused, with original tags & packaging.

  • Returned with proof of purchase.

Exchanges:
The quickest way is to return your item, and once approved, place a new order for the product you want.

Refunds:
Once your return is received and inspected, we’ll notify you. If approved, your refund will be processed back to your original payment method. Please allow 5–10 working days for banks/payment providers to reflect this.


DAMAGED OR DEFECTIVE ITEMS

If your order arrives damaged, defective, or with missing items, please contact us within 14 days of delivery at info@houseoflordes.com. Include clear photos so we can issue a replacement or refund.

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Do You Pray? Tee
Do You Pray? Tee
Do You Pray? Tee
Do You Pray? Tee
Do You Pray? Tee
House Of Lordes

Do You Pray? Tee

Regular price R 350.00 Free shipping + returns
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Question Everything. Wear Your Truth.

The "Lordes - Do You Pray?" Tee is a bold statement piece that challenges convention with playful irreverence. Featuring our signature wordmark in vibrant, multi-colored lettering reminiscent of digital culture, this tee asks the question that sparks conversation.

Design Details:

  • Colorful Wordmark - "Lordes" rendered in eye-catching blue, red, yellow, green gradient typography
  • Provocative Message - "Do You Pray?" subtitle invites reflection and dialogue
  • Available in White & Black - Choose your canvas for maximum impact
  • Premium Cotton Construction - Soft, breathable fabric with structured fit
  • Oversized Silhouette - Contemporary streetwear cut for relaxed styling

The Statement:
In a world of algorithms and endless scrolling, this tee reclaims the conversation. The playful nod to search engine aesthetics meets spiritual inquiry, a perfect contradiction that defines modern streetwear culture. It's not just a question; it's a vibe check for the digital age.

Style Notes:
Pair with your favorite denim or layer under a jacket for an effortlessly cool look. The bold graphic works as a standalone statement or as part of a layered fit. Perfect for those who aren't afraid to spark conversation.

House of Lordes signature neck label adds authentic brand detailing.

EXCHANGES & RETURNS

We offer a 20-day return window. Items must be:

  • Unworn, unused, with original tags & packaging.

  • Returned with proof of purchase.

Exchanges:
The quickest way is to return your item, and once approved, place a new order for the product you want.

Refunds:
Once your return is received and inspected, we’ll notify you. If approved, your refund will be processed back to your original payment method. Please allow 5–10 working days for banks/payment providers to reflect this.


DAMAGED OR DEFECTIVE ITEMS

If your order arrives damaged, defective, or with missing items, please contact us within 14 days of delivery at info@houseoflordes.com. Include clear photos so we can issue a replacement or refund.

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Artificial People explores identity in a constructed world.
Where faces, bodies, and moments can be generated but presence cannot.

The garments remain real.
The question is… are you?