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Numerical Order Tee
Numerical Order Tee - House Of Lordes
Numerical Order Tee - House Of Lordes
House Of Lordes

Numerical Order Tee

Regular price R 550.00 Sale price R 299.00 Free shipping + returns
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A code. A mark. A memory.

Inspired by the enigmatic legacy of Maison Margiela, the Numerical Order Tee from House of Lordes is a quiet rebellion — a garment for the observer who chooses not to shout, but to signify.

The numerical system on the back isn’t just design — it’s a timeline, a cryptic sequence of purpose. With the sacred crosses marking divine intersections (6, 13, 17), the wearer becomes part of a story only the initiated understand.

Beneath it, the HOUSEOFLORDES insignia stands like a stamp of belonging — not to a trend, but to a new mythology.

Details:

Premium 240 GSM heavyweight cotton

Oversized fit with dropped shoulders and a high neckline

Clean, boxy silhouette

Rear graphic with numeric print and iconography

Available in white and black

Designed and printed in Cape Town

Not branded. Inducted.
This isn’t streetwear. It’s symbolic armour.

EXCHANGES & RETURNS

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  • Unworn, unused, with original tags & packaging.

  • Returned with proof of purchase.

Exchanges:
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USL T-shirt
USL T-shirt
USL T-shirt
USL T-shirt
USL T-shirt
USL T-shirt
House Of Lordes

USL T-shirt

Regular price R 460.00 Free shipping + returns
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Where heritage meets hype. The United States of Lordes Tee reimagines classic American pride through the lens of elevated streetwear. Bold, patriotic typography proclaims “United States of Lordes”—a statement of unity, identity, and uncompromised style.

Designed for those who rep their roots with confidence, this tee blends iconic inspiration with contemporary attitude. It’s more than a T-shirt—it’s a wearable emblem for the new school of thinkers, creators, and leaders.

Key Features:

  • Premium heavyweight fabric: 220GSM 100% cotton for a structured, soft feel that holds its shape wear after wear.

  • Bold graphic print: “United States of Lordes” displayed in striking typography, inspired by classic Americana with a modern streetwear twist.

  • Classic fit: Relaxed yet tailored silhouette with ribbed collar and double-stitched seams for durability and comfort.

  • Versatile styling: Easily pairs with denim, cargo pants, or sweats—layer under jackets or wear solo for instant impact.

  • Subtle branding: Features a discreet House of Fiordes neck label for a clean, authentic finish.

Rep your nation. Elevate your narrative.

 

EXCHANGES & RETURNS

We offer a 20-day return window. Items must be:

  • Unworn, unused, with original tags & packaging.

  • Returned with proof of purchase.

Exchanges:
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Refunds:
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“Face of Fame“ Graphic tee
“Face of Fame“ Graphic tee - House Of Lordes
“Face of Fame“ Graphic tee
House Of Lordes

“Face of Fame“ Graphic tee

Regular price R 540.00 Free shipping + returns
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A statement piece for the ones who aren’t afraid of the story behind the shine. This tee features an iconic still of Kim Kardashian, a woman who turned public scrutiny into global dominance.

We don’t celebrate how she started — we admire what she built.
From scandal to billionaire status, from internet gossip to boardroom power — she’s proof that it’s not how you enter, it’s how you evolve.

This tee isn’t just about Kim. It’s about owning your narrative — even when the world tries to write it for you.

  • 100% heavy cotton
  • Boxy fit, true to House of Lordes aesthetic
  • Front graphic: high-resolution screen print
  • Soft-washed for comfort

Wear it loud. Wear it with irony. Wear it with pride.
This is cultural luxury.

EXCHANGES & RETURNS

We offer a 20-day return window. Items must be:

  • Unworn, unused, with original tags & packaging.

  • Returned with proof of purchase.

Exchanges:
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Refunds:
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MVP T-shirt
MVP T-shirt
MVP T-shirt
House Of Lordes

MVP T-shirt

Regular price R 390.00 Free shipping + returns
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Reimagining classic Americana through a gritty, late-night lens. The Most valuable player tee features a high-contrast, primary-color graphic that flips the script on traditional sports logos. Printed on a heavyweight, premium cotton blank for that perfect boxy fit.

Fit: Oversized / Drop Shoulder

Material: 100% Heavyweight Cotton

Details: Screen-printed graphic with a vintage "crackle" potential over time.

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We offer a 20-day return window. Items must be:

  • Unworn, unused, with original tags & packaging.

  • Returned with proof of purchase.

Exchanges:
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Refunds:
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Do You Pray? Tee
Do You Pray? Tee
Do You Pray? Tee
Do You Pray? Tee
Do You Pray? Tee
House Of Lordes

Do You Pray? Tee

Regular price R 350.00 Free shipping + returns
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Question Everything. Wear Your Truth.

The "Lordes - Do You Pray?" Tee is a bold statement piece that challenges convention with playful irreverence. Featuring our signature wordmark in vibrant, multi-colored lettering reminiscent of digital culture, this tee asks the question that sparks conversation.

Design Details:

  • Colorful Wordmark - "Lordes" rendered in eye-catching blue, red, yellow, green gradient typography
  • Provocative Message - "Do You Pray?" subtitle invites reflection and dialogue
  • Available in White & Black - Choose your canvas for maximum impact
  • Premium Cotton Construction - Soft, breathable fabric with structured fit
  • Oversized Silhouette - Contemporary streetwear cut for relaxed styling

The Statement:
In a world of algorithms and endless scrolling, this tee reclaims the conversation. The playful nod to search engine aesthetics meets spiritual inquiry, a perfect contradiction that defines modern streetwear culture. It's not just a question; it's a vibe check for the digital age.

Style Notes:
Pair with your favorite denim or layer under a jacket for an effortlessly cool look. The bold graphic works as a standalone statement or as part of a layered fit. Perfect for those who aren't afraid to spark conversation.

House of Lordes signature neck label adds authentic brand detailing.

EXCHANGES & RETURNS

We offer a 20-day return window. Items must be:

  • Unworn, unused, with original tags & packaging.

  • Returned with proof of purchase.

Exchanges:
The quickest way is to return your item, and once approved, place a new order for the product you want.

Refunds:
Once your return is received and inspected, we’ll notify you. If approved, your refund will be processed back to your original payment method. Please allow 5–10 working days for banks/payment providers to reflect this.


DAMAGED OR DEFECTIVE ITEMS

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Destroyer Tee
Destroyer Tee
Destroyer Tee
House Of Lordes

Destroyer Tee

Regular price R 399.00 Free shipping + returns
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A study in weight and wear. The Destroyer Tee is engineered from high-density, 100% premium cotton jersey to provide a rigid, architectural silhouette. Featuring the signature House of Lordes Cross and logotype in a high-contrast print at the chest.

Every garment undergoes a targeted distressing process, resulting in unique raw-edge "destruction" at the sleeves and hemline. Designed to hold its structure over time while the edges continue to evolve with wear.

 

 

EXCHANGES & RETURNS

We offer a 20-day return window. Items must be:

  • Unworn, unused, with original tags & packaging.

  • Returned with proof of purchase.

Exchanges:
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Refunds:
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Ascension T-shirt
Ascension T-shirt
House Of Lordes

Ascension T-shirt

Regular price R 470.00 Free shipping + returns
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A visual timeline of growth, style, and arrival. This piece features a vibrant multi-color evolution graphic set against a sun-faded, charcoal base. The deliberate distressing around the collar and shoulders gives it an authentic vintage soul without the wait.

The Fit: Heavyweight, boxy "Street" cut with a dropped shoulder.

The Wash: Acid-washed charcoal for a unique, one-of-one faded look.

The Detail: Hand-finished distressing for a rugged, high-end aesthetic.

EXCHANGES & RETURNS

We offer a 20-day return window. Items must be:

  • Unworn, unused, with original tags & packaging.

  • Returned with proof of purchase.

Exchanges:
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Refunds:
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Rhinestone Nametag T-shirt
Rhinestone Nametag T-shirt
House Of Lordes

Rhinestone Nametag T-shirt

Regular price R 699.00 Free shipping + returns
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Who are you when the world isn't looking? The Identity Crisis Tee takes the standard "Hello My Name Is" sticker and reclaims it through a Houseoflordes lens. Set against a striking cobalt blue, the hand-tagged graphic is framed by industrial-style studs and heavy, intentional distressing. This isn't just a shirt; it’s an introduction to a new standard of street style.

The Finish: Electric blue with white "cloud" fade distressing.

Hardware: Custom-set metal studs outlining the central graphic.

The Cut: Raw-edge hem and sleeves with a vintage boxy silhouette.

EXCHANGES & RETURNS

We offer a 20-day return window. Items must be:

  • Unworn, unused, with original tags & packaging.

  • Returned with proof of purchase.

Exchanges:
The quickest way is to return your item, and once approved, place a new order for the product you want.

Refunds:
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DAMAGED OR DEFECTIVE ITEMS

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Adult Films T-shirt
Adult Films T-shirt
Adult Films T-shirt
Adult Films T-shirt
Adult Films T-shirt
Adult Films T-shirt
House Of Lordes

Adult Films T-shirt

Regular price R 700.00 Sale price R 690.00 Free shipping + returns
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A subversive nod to classic Americana and the golden era of counter-culture. The Adult Films Tee features a sun-faded cream base with a cracked, oversized shield graphic. The deliberate "thrashed" detailing, including micro-distressing around the collar and body, gives this piece the character of a garment that’s lived a thousand lives.

The Wash: Vintage cream with a "yellowed" patina for an authentic aged look.

The Graphic: High-contrast orange and black shield with intentional "crackle" texture.

The Fit: Ultra-boxy, oversized fit with wide sleeves.

EXCHANGES & RETURNS

We offer a 20-day return window. Items must be:

  • Unworn, unused, with original tags & packaging.

  • Returned with proof of purchase.

Exchanges:
The quickest way is to return your item, and once approved, place a new order for the product you want.

Refunds:
Once your return is received and inspected, we’ll notify you. If approved, your refund will be processed back to your original payment method. Please allow 5–10 working days for banks/payment providers to reflect this.


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Monarch long sleeve
Monarch long sleeve
Monarch long sleeve
House Of Lordes

Monarch long sleeve

Regular price R 1,200.00 Sale price R 699.00 Free shipping + returns
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A new standard for the house. The Monarch T-shirt features a high-contrast black and white paneling that draws the eye directly to the center-chest Houseoflordes imperial crest. Detailed with an eagle emblem and internal cross-iconography, this piece is finished with mirrored script along the forearms, ensuring the brand identity is visible from any angle. It’s a sophisticated blend of classic sportswear and modern high-fashion branding.

The Graphic: Premium screen-print on chest and dual-sleeve signature script.

The Build: Mid-weight breathable cotton for a perfect year-round transition piece.

The Fit: Raglan-cut sleeves for an unrestricted, athletic range of motion with a relaxed body.

EXCHANGES & RETURNS

We offer a 20-day return window. Items must be:

  • Unworn, unused, with original tags & packaging.

  • Returned with proof of purchase.

Exchanges:
The quickest way is to return your item, and once approved, place a new order for the product you want.

Refunds:
Once your return is received and inspected, we’ll notify you. If approved, your refund will be processed back to your original payment method. Please allow 5–10 working days for banks/payment providers to reflect this.


DAMAGED OR DEFECTIVE ITEMS

If your order arrives damaged, defective, or with missing items, please contact us within 14 days of delivery at info@houseoflordes.com. Include clear photos so we can issue a replacement or refund.

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Destroyer Tee Blue
Destroyer Tee Blue
Destroyer Tee Blue
House Of Lordes

Destroyer Tee Blue

Regular price R 650.00 Free shipping + returns
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A study in weight and wear. The Destroyer Tee is engineered from high-density, 100% premium cotton jersey to provide a rigid, architectural silhouette. Featuring the signature House of Lordes Cross and logotype in a high-contrast print at the chest.

Every garment undergoes a targeted distressing process, resulting in unique raw-edge "destruction" at the sleeves and hemline. Designed to hold its structure over time while the edges continue to evolve with wear.

 

 

EXCHANGES & RETURNS

We offer a 20-day return window. Items must be:

  • Unworn, unused, with original tags & packaging.

  • Returned with proof of purchase.

Exchanges:
The quickest way is to return your item, and once approved, place a new order for the product you want.

Refunds:
Once your return is received and inspected, we’ll notify you. If approved, your refund will be processed back to your original payment method. Please allow 5–10 working days for banks/payment providers to reflect this.


DAMAGED OR DEFECTIVE ITEMS

If your order arrives damaged, defective, or with missing items, please contact us within 14 days of delivery at info@houseoflordes.com. Include clear photos so we can issue a replacement or refund.

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EBONY T-SHIRT
EBONY T-SHIRT
EBONY T-SHIRT
House Of Lordes

EBONY T-SHIRT

Regular price R 299.00 Free shipping + returns
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Redefine the emblem. The Patriot Zip-Up is a declaration of refined allegiance. This piece reinterprets heritage through a modern lens, merging iconic symbolism with the elevated comfort of premium streetwear. The bold "United States of Lordes" graphic is more than a statement—it's a fusion of identity and ambition, crafted for those who command respect on their own terms.

Constructed from heavyweight French terry and finished with custom metal hardware, this zip-up is built for those who wear their pride with precision and power. This is not just a hoodie—it’s a wearable manifesto for the new guard.

Key Features:

  • Premium Fabric: 220GSM 100% combed cotton for a soft hand feel and durable structure that holds its shape.

  • Striking Graphic Print: “Ebony” boldly printed with high-opacity ink for a clean, lasting statement.

  • Modern Fit: Relaxed but tailored silhouette with ribbed neckline and double-stitched seams for longevity.

  • Versatile Style: Effortlessly pairs with jeans, sweats, or layers under jackets—ideal for streetwear or elevated casual looks.

  • Subtle Branding: Features a discreet House of Fiordes label at the hem for authentic detailing.

Wear your depth. Own your tone.

 

EXCHANGES & RETURNS

We offer a 20-day return window. Items must be:

  • Unworn, unused, with original tags & packaging.

  • Returned with proof of purchase.

Exchanges:
The quickest way is to return your item, and once approved, place a new order for the product you want.

Refunds:
Once your return is received and inspected, we’ll notify you. If approved, your refund will be processed back to your original payment method. Please allow 5–10 working days for banks/payment providers to reflect this.


DAMAGED OR DEFECTIVE ITEMS

If your order arrives damaged, defective, or with missing items, please contact us within 14 days of delivery at info@houseoflordes.com. Include clear photos so we can issue a replacement or refund.

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EBONY T-SHIRT
EBONY T-SHIRT
House Of Lordes

EBONY T-SHIRT

Regular price R 550.00 Sale price R 299.00 Free shipping + returns
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Shipping calculated at checkout.

Redefine the emblem. The Patriot Zip-Up is a declaration of refined allegiance. This piece reinterprets heritage through a modern lens, merging iconic symbolism with the elevated comfort of premium streetwear. The bold "United States of Lordes" graphic is more than a statement—it's a fusion of identity and ambition, crafted for those who command respect on their own terms.

Constructed from heavyweight French terry and finished with custom metal hardware, this zip-up is built for those who wear their pride with precision and power. This is not just a hoodie—it’s a wearable manifesto for the new guard.

Key Features:

  • Premium Fabric: 220GSM 100% combed cotton for a soft hand feel and durable structure that holds its shape.

  • Striking Graphic Print: “Ebony” boldly printed with high-opacity ink for a clean, lasting statement.

  • Modern Fit: Relaxed but tailored silhouette with ribbed neckline and double-stitched seams for longevity.

  • Versatile Style: Effortlessly pairs with jeans, sweats, or layers under jackets—ideal for streetwear or elevated casual looks.

  • Subtle Branding: Features a discreet House of Fiordes label at the hem for authentic detailing.

Wear your depth. Own your tone.

 

EXCHANGES & RETURNS

We offer a 20-day return window. Items must be:

  • Unworn, unused, with original tags & packaging.

  • Returned with proof of purchase.

Exchanges:
The quickest way is to return your item, and once approved, place a new order for the product you want.

Refunds:
Once your return is received and inspected, we’ll notify you. If approved, your refund will be processed back to your original payment method. Please allow 5–10 working days for banks/payment providers to reflect this.


DAMAGED OR DEFECTIVE ITEMS

If your order arrives damaged, defective, or with missing items, please contact us within 14 days of delivery at info@houseoflordes.com. Include clear photos so we can issue a replacement or refund.

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